Let me start this off with a conversation I recently had with my mother over AIM:(11:26:12 AM) Rene: you know whats in season right now?(11:26:22 AM) Mom: intelligence?(11:26:33 AM) Rene: well besides that(11:26:36 AM) Rene: CRANBERRIES(11:26:39 AM) Rene: WE MUST GO BUY SOME(11:26:47 AM) Rene: WE MUST WE MUST WE MUST(11:26:56 AM) Mom: oh [...]